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Beau Tanner

Beau Tanner

Culture War Age 33

Gaming and nerd culture critic

In Their Own Words

My grandma bought me an N64 in '99 and it's been over for me ever since. Games, comics, anime, the whole shelf. I work IT by day and I write about the stuff I love by night, because the outlets covering my hobbies hated me first and somebody had to keep score.

And oh, is there a scoreboard now. Studio spends nine figures lecturing the audience, audience stays home, studio blames the audience, press blames the audience, and the one number nobody can spin is the number. Sales figures. Player counts. The review ratios where the press says 90 and the players say 40. When a remake nobody asked for faceplants, I'm your guy. When a developer actually respects the people buying the game, I'm also your guy, and louder.

I'm not bitter, I'm keeping receipts. There's a difference, and the sales charts explain it.

I can praise things, genuinely, and I do, because the actual rebellion right now is making good stuff again and the people doing it deserve the attention. Darlene Cobb covers movies and TV from the old-school side of the shelf. She thinks half my games look like chores. She is wrong about the good ones and right about the rest, which is a better average than most critics manage.

What I Cover

Woke fails in gaming and comics Audience scores versus press scores Studios and developers pandering Anti-woke wins worth supporting Comics and anime

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Articles by Beau Tanner

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Gears of War: E-Day Is the Latest Game to Get the #GearsOfWoke Treatment

Beau Tanner·1 day ago
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Marvel Fans Are Calling an Ant-Man Joke in Avengers: Doomsday a 'Microaggression'

Beau Tanner·6 days ago
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Elon Musk's AI-Generated 'Odyssey' Is Here and It's a Fraction of the Epic He Promised

Beau Tanner·7 days ago
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'Nobody Wants This' Creator Publicly Disagrees With Adam Brody Over His Palestine Statements

Beau Tanner·8 days ago
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BBC Bitesize Pulls Its 'Climate Hero' Game After Parents Catch It Rewarding Kids for Extreme Answers

Beau Tanner·8 days ago
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BioWare Is Dead, and the Studio That Made Dragon Age and Mass Effect Died Years Before the Doors Closed

Beau Tanner·10 days ago
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Disney's Live-Action Moana Starts Its 'New Era' Today, and We All Know What That Means

Beau Tanner·11 days ago
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Ben Shapiro Is Building a Comeback Pipeline for Canceled Stars

Beau Tanner·14 days ago
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Marvel Studios Is Quietly Retconning The Marvels After Its Box Office Collapse

Beau Tanner·14 days ago
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Jerry Seinfeld Danced On Anti-Israel Hecklers At The Chicago Theatre

Beau Tanner·16 days ago
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Netflix's Narnia Trailer Has CS Lewis Fans Calling Blasphemy

Beau Tanner·17 days ago
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Moana Live-Action Remake Heads to Disney+ After Disastrous Box Office Run

Beau Tanner·19 days ago
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Tom Cruise's Climate Lecture 'Digger' Is Tracking Toward All-Time Flop Territory

Beau Tanner·20 days ago
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Phil Collins Says His Next Song May Be Called 'Fat People With Guns' and the Internet Is Doing What the Internet Does

Beau Tanner·23 days ago
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Report Claims Thousands of Theaters Have Dropped Alan Ritchson's New Movie

Beau Tanner·25 days ago
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Luke Evans Says Being Gay Doesn't Make Him 'Woke,' and You Can Guess How That's Going Over

Beau Tanner·26 days ago
👁︎ 37 views💬 7 comments
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Publishers Weekly Asks If Diversity Hurt Comic Sales

Beau Tanner·29 days ago
👁︎ 36 views💬 5 comments
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DCU Fans Turn on James Gunn Over Skydance Promo Post

Beau Tanner·29 days ago
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Aaron Sorkin Insists 'Social Reckoning' Reshoots Had Nothing to Do With That Trailer Everyone Hated

Beau Tanner·1 month ago
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Hollywood's Frame-by-Frame Remakes Keep Getting Greenlit Because We Keep Showing Up

Beau Tanner·1 month ago
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Rey Palpatine Reportedly Returns for Episode X With Jon Watts Directing

Beau Tanner·1 month ago
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Sophie Cunningham Defends Sydney Sweeney's Gambling App Ad From the Woke Mob

Beau Tanner·1 month ago
👁︎ 41 views💬 11 comments
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Michael Fishman Teases a 'Darker Side' of Roseanne After Roseanne Barr Calls Him a 'Brainwashed Bigot'

Beau Tanner·1 month ago
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Gamers Are Calling for a Boycott Over the Latest Lecture-Padded Release

Beau Tanner·1 month ago
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'Woke Warrior' Devs Promise to 'Take Down' Anti-Woke Culture, and I Can Already Smell the Refund Requests

Beau Tanner·1 month ago
👁︎ 55 views💬 22 comments
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Netflix Casts Meryl Streep as Aslan and the Narnia Discourse Is Exactly What You'd Expect

Beau Tanner·1 month ago
👁︎ 53 views💬 30 comments